November 2011
7 posts
I post boring things on tumblr. For a reason.
Distracted
Laundry. Grab sub. Wait for laundry.
I reallllyyyyyy need to get started on my homework.
ideas are not tangible
dead man lost his bone.
No wait. Found it. Nevermind. (and he’s not really dead too)
Dear tumblr
Why? Sincerely,
Yume Kim
…wait. Why do I still have a tumblr? I hardly come on here these days…
I've been working on the railroad
shitmystudentswrite:
I think Harriet Tubman was courageous because being an underground construction worker was very dangerous. That is why I think she was courageous.
….oh dear…..
June 2011
5 posts
Which variable will I take?
shitmystudentswrite:
I could blame my results on other factors, like it was the day after Friday when I took it and I had just finished listening to Rebecca Black.
May 2011
6 posts
Er, I think this is original
Oxymoron: An intellectual pundit
Like so many things...
From now on, this should be my thesis for every Lit paper
shitmystudentswrite:
It was started by some famous dead guy.
Doing it like crazy
shitmystudentswrite:
Macbeth couldn’t have loved Lady Macbeth because he was crazy and too busy hallucinating witches and stuff. Also, crazy people can’t do it without going crazy midway through.
The balls are coming!
shitmystudentswrite:
The Octopus of Apathy is spreading its testicles throughout the land.
Feminist bodies (of water)
shitmystudentswrite:
Feminism is an ocean. It’s large sea of ideals created a powerful current of changes in waves. The waves of feminism beat the status quo for women just as the ocean’s tide beats and erodes the ocean.
April 2011
1 post
1 tag
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December 2009
53 posts
My Life in Six Words*
Read. Write. Sleep. Type. Eat. Sleep
Random(flarf poem)
Spring Courses - What goes where? A quick guide.
Oh, such thoughts are now nonsense,
Ever since I came into your life.
I remember, that fateful day,
When you confronted me,
As I stood alone, within the shadows,
Of Loneliness and Despair,
And said, to me,
“Save 10% in the BN.com Kids Store.”
Oh, your voice just beckoned me,
To fall in love.
Then, you sang,
“Here, as per and in re,”
...
My Life in Six Words*
Forgot What I Was Gonna Write
Imitation of Nada Gordon
In Response to the VMA’s via Facebook/Tweets
Dude_Guy: Kanye West, you are a douche. Picking on a teenage girl is a new low. You are the King of Douches, you douche. P.S.- You’re a douche.
Sexxi_kitten21: I was voting for Beyonce as well. However, I was in shock that Kanye came out and disrespected another artist as he did and not to mention that the entire night was to dedicated...
99 Common English Mistakes
cherrydynamite:
starrylovespoetry:
funkylove:
unspokenattractions:
tristinalyana:
comeandbefaminized:
loiviated:
This is what I’ve learned so far in my Journalism course. Journalism’s pretty cool, actually. Haha! Sue me for studying :|
1. A bill or an ordinance is passed; a resolution is adopted. 2. A celebrant presides a religious rite; a celebrator celebrates an anniversary. 3. A...
Writing in the manner of Jack Spicer...sort of...
Dear Shakespeare:
I write to you, my dearest, for I wish to be the next heroine in your latest. It shall be a comedy. Not a tragedy, since I do not want to be dead. Nor, do I want my comrades in said tragedy to be dead either. Nor, do I want to be bombarded with family issues and such. I get enough of issues in my own life.
I would like the comedy to be about me. Where…I am in need of...
My Life in Six Words*(once again)
new tumblr friends. Then, I am deleted. (okay, that was actually seven but seriously…what is up with people adding me…and then they unfollow me the next day? WHAT DID I DO? I DON’T ALWAYS HAVE TIME TO POST HERE EVERYDAY!!!!!!)
My Life in Six Words*
Bored. Tired. Feeling Uncreative. Why bother.
( no, no, I’m not being an emo right now)
My Life in six words(as of now) *
Fuck, I am such a procrastinator.
The Exam
thoughtsandbubbles:
circleballs:
fuckyeahmath:
The setting is Ohio State University about six or seven years ago in a huge lecture hall (approximately 1000 students) for a Calculus final.
Apparently this particular calculus teacher wasn’t very well liked. He was one of those guys who would stand at the front of the class and yell out how much time was remaining before the end of a test, a...
Hey is it really true what they say about colored...
whatisrealitynowb:
sexismandthecity:
come on now dont be trying to act like you dont know what i am talking about you have heard those stories about colored pussy so stop pretending you havent you have heard how black and latina pussies are hot and uncontrollable and i know you know the one about asian pussies and how they go from side to side instead of up and down and everyone knows...
